Free Birthday Beer – It’s The Thought That Counts

Happy Birthday

Let your friends and family know you were at least thinking of them on their birthday. This is a funny birthday message that let’s them know it’s the thought that counts. Even if you did get parched and drank their gift. After all, what are friends & family for? Right?

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This design was created with licensed Laboratory Photoshop Styles from GraphicRiver at Envato Marketplace. The designer of this Photoshop Style is Survivor. This style comes in a kit of 8 different laboratory styles.  The font used was Impact.

Resolution for this image is 72 DPI for websites. To save the image just right click on it and save it to your computer or click the download link so you will have it on hand when you want to send a greeting on a social network, through instant message, or email.

This is an alternate design created with a dark rustic wood background. The beer can is peeking out through the liquid font Happy Birthday. I used the laboratory style to create the Happy Birthday and changed the color of the liquid to a beer color. It’s original color in the styles pack was a neon green. The new color I used was #d49832 This style is fun to work with but a little tricky when it comes to adding a background behind it since the top half of the style is semi transparent.

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Transparent Happy Birthday 5×7

 The transparent image above is 300 DPI suitable for printing. It fits a 5×7 printable card. You can use this word art to create your own birthday greetings. CU ok

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Printable 5×7 Happy Birthday Card – 300 DPI PNG

Sorry ’bout your gift… but I got THIRSTY!! PU only.

Download 5×7 Birthday Card Here:Happy Birthday

To create your own printable Birthday Card print out on to bright white card stock paper sold at most big box stores and hobby stores.

If you would like to order a ready made card with envelope you can find it here at: Zazzle

Whoever Coined The Term “Hot Flash” Obviously Wasn’t A Woman!

I wake up way too early these days, brought out of a sound sleep by a sudden burst of heat that makes my entire body want to burst into flames. Although it appears suddenly out of nowhere..it by no means ends in a “flash” which got me to pondering about the term “hot flash”. When I think of the word flash, I think of a lightning strike that is super fast and gone in an instant. I’ve had that phantom flash of pain that occurs for no reason at all and then “poof” it’s gone. I think “hot flash” should move over and be replaced with “menopause meltdown”…what do you think?

In my conclusion, I’m going to guess it was a man that coined the phrase hot flash. Could possibly be an innocent woman who has yet to experience her body turning into a volcanic heat source creating an explosive atmosphere for her and anyone within her range.

My husband wishes they were flashes. We have an on going battle of what the temperature inside the house should be. In the summer time I tend to keep the air conditioner set to “artic” most days. In the winter I’m always trying to cool the house off by opening the doors and windows. Crazy you say? We have a fireplace that heats the house and my dear loving husband can get the temps inside to a sweltering 95 degrees…add a menopause meltdown to the mix and it gets a little crazy here. I was sitting here last night checking my emails and I had a cold spell hit me and mentioned I was freezing to my husband. The look he gave me was priceless! He said, “Welcome to reality” honey. I think maybe there should be a support group for husbands supporting their wives through menopausal times. Nah, Just kidding!

 

I Discovered My Wallet Is Out Of Order

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it…

I discovered my wallet is out of order so I’ve decided to stay home.

When you’re strapped for cash and don’t want to tell the world how broke you are this excuse is the ideal way to say you can’t afford to go out. Unless of course you have an electronic wallet that spits out cash like an ATM machine.

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I’m Still Waiting On Santa Claus

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

I’m still waiting on santa so I’ve decided to stay home.

You’ll get more miles out of this excuse if you start using it at the beginning of the New Year. There are rumors out there about Christmas in July so you could also have a go at it then. Funny excuse to use all year long.

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Oops! It Wasn’t Gum… It Was Laxatives

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

It wasn’t gum it was laxatives so I’ve decided to stay home.

Nobody is going to want you over to use up their entire supply of toilet paper. It isn’t cheap these days! Don’t get me going on your OCD friends. It could be a while before they dare invite you over again so use this excuse sparingly. This is one handy dandy excuse for just about any occasion.

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My Horoscope Warned Me Not To Go

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

My horoscope warned me not to go so I’ve decided to stay home.

Horoscopes can be fun and enlightening. Often there will be advice on when not to participate in events or which days to avoid them. If you have a lot of friends who faithfully follow their horoscopes this excuse is one to keep on hand.

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I’m Being Held Hostage By A Skunk

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

I’m being held hostage by a skunk so I’ve decided to stay home.

What a stinky predicament you’re in! Are your friends brave enough to come rescue you or do you think this excuse will allow you a quiet night at home? Choose wisely on who to send this to if you are looking for a little solitude.

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