There’s a huge spider in my doorway so I’ve decided to stay home.
Arachnophobia is a viable excuse. Country dwellers have super big spiders that can take up half the doorway! Okay, I may be exaggerating a little bit there, but it sounds good as an excuse, does it not?
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