The dog chewed up my left shoe so I’ve decided to stay home.
This excuse will either get you out of going somewhere or you’ll be surprised by someone bringing you a brand new pair of shoes if they really want you to go! This could be a win win excuse. Give it a go.
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This one is so appropriate for me. Dogs chew one of my flip flops weekly. Ugh
Sounds like they don’t want you going anywhere. 🙂 I lost about 5 pair of shoes, countless slippers and 1 boot when the pups were little. They were my inspiration for this excuse.