Happy Birthday Card Let your friends and family know you were at least thinking of them on their birthday. This is a funny birthday message that let’s them know it’s the thought that counts. Even if you did get parched and drank their gift. After...
Funny Hot Flash Meme I wake up way too early these days, brought out of a sound sleep by a sudden burst of heat that makes my entire body want to burst into flames. Although it appears suddenly out of nowhere..it by no means ends...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it… I discovered my wallet is out of order so I’ve decided to stay home. When you’re strapped for cash and don’t want to tell the world how broke you are this excuse is the ideal way...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. I’m still waiting on santa so I’ve decided to stay home. You’ll get more miles out of this excuse if you start using it at the beginning of the New Year. There are rumors out...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. There’s a huge spider in my doorway so I’ve decided to stay home. Arachnophobia is a viable excuse. Country dwellers have super big spiders that can take up half the doorway! Okay, I may be...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. I heard you’re out of chocolate so I’ve decided to stay home. This is a justifiable excuse for all chocolate lovers aka chocoholics. A true chocoholic can sniff out chocolate buried 6 feet deep. ...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. The light is out in my refrigerator so I’ve decided to stay home. When you’ve used up every excuse in the book, use this one as a last resort. It will leave them dazed and...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. It wasn’t gum it was laxatives so I’ve decided to stay home. Nobody is going to want you over to use up their entire supply of toilet paper. It isn’t cheap these days! Don’t get...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. My horoscope warned me not to go so I’ve decided to stay home. Horoscopes can be fun and enlightening. Often there will be advice on when not to participate in events or which days to...
Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. I’m being held hostage by a skunk so I’ve decided to stay home. What a stinky predicament you’re in! Are your friends brave enough to come rescue you or do you think this excuse will...