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Free Birthday Beer – It’s The Thought That Counts

In Funny Memes  •  by CuteCrafting, February 15, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
free birthday beer Happy Birthday Card Let your friends and family know you were at least thinking of them on their birthday. This is a funny birthday message that let’s them know it’s the thought that counts. Even if you did get parched and drank their gift. After...
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Whoever Coined The Term “Hot Flash” Obviously Wasn’t A Woman!

In Funny Memes, Hot Flash Meme  •  by CuteCrafting, January 20, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
hot flash meme Funny Hot Flash Meme I wake up way too early these days, brought out of a sound sleep by a sudden burst of heat that makes my entire body want to burst into flames. Although it appears suddenly out of nowhere..it by no means ends...
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I Discovered My Wallet Is Out Of Order

In Funny Memes  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
excuses to stay home Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it… I discovered my wallet is out of order so I’ve decided to stay home. When you’re strapped for cash and don’t want to tell the world how broke you are this excuse is the ideal way...
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I’m Still Waiting On Santa Claus

In Funny Memes, Waiting on Santa  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
work excuses Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. I’m still waiting on santa so I’ve decided to stay home. You’ll get more miles out of this excuse if you start using it at the beginning of the New Year. There are rumors out...
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There’s A Huge Spider In My Doorway

In Funny Memes, Huge Spider  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
huge spider Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. There’s a huge spider in my doorway so I’ve decided to stay home. Arachnophobia is a viable excuse. Country dwellers have super big spiders that can take up half the doorway! Okay, I may be...
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I Heard You’re Out Of Chocolate

In Funny Memes, Out of Chocolate  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
out of chocolate Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. I heard you’re out of chocolate so I’ve decided to stay home. This is a justifiable excuse for all chocolate lovers aka chocoholics. A true chocoholic can sniff out chocolate buried 6 feet deep.  ...
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The Light Is Out In My Refrigerator

In Funny Memes, The Light is Out  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
funny excuses Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. The light is out in my refrigerator so I’ve decided to stay home. When you’ve used up every excuse in the book, use this one as a last resort. It will leave them dazed and...
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Oops! It Wasn’t Gum… It Was Laxatives

In Funny Memes, It Was Laxatives  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
worst excuse ever Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. It wasn’t gum it was laxatives so I’ve decided to stay home. Nobody is going to want you over to use up their entire supply of toilet paper. It isn’t cheap these days! Don’t get...
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My Horoscope Warned Me Not To Go

In Funny Memes, My Horoscope Warned Me  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
funny horoscope Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. My horoscope warned me not to go so I’ve decided to stay home. Horoscopes can be fun and enlightening. Often there will be advice on when not to participate in events or which days to...
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I’m Being Held Hostage By A Skunk

In Being Held Hostage, Funny Memes  •  by CuteCrafting, January 17, 2017  •   Leave a Comment
worst excuses ever Excuses To Stay Home Sorry I can’t make it over…. I’m being held hostage by a skunk so I’ve decided to stay home. What a stinky predicament you’re in! Are your friends brave enough to come rescue you or do you think this excuse will...
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