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  • I Discovered My Wallet Is Out Of Order




    Excuses To Stay Home

    Sorry I can’t make it…

    I discovered my wallet is out of order so I’ve decided to stay home.

    When you’re strapped for cash and don’t want to tell the world how broke you are this excuse is the ideal way to say you can’t afford to go out. Unless of course you have an electronic wallet that spits out cash like an ATM machine.

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  • I’m Still Waiting On Santa Claus

    Excuses To Stay Home

    Sorry I can’t make it over….

    I’m still waiting on santa so I’ve decided to stay home.

    You’ll get more miles out of this excuse if you start using it at the beginning of the New Year. There are rumors out there about Christmas in July so you could also have a go at it then. Funny excuse to use all year long.

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  • Oops! It Wasn’t Gum… It Was Laxatives

    Excuses To Stay Home

    Sorry I can’t make it over….

    It wasn’t gum it was laxatives so I’ve decided to stay home.

    Nobody is going to want you over to use up their entire supply of toilet paper. It isn’t cheap these days! Don’t get me going on your OCD friends. It could be a while before they dare invite you over again so use this excuse sparingly. This is one handy dandy excuse for just about any occasion.

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  • My Horoscope Warned Me Not To Go

    Excuses To Stay Home

    Sorry I can’t make it over….

    My horoscope warned me not to go so I’ve decided to stay home.

    Horoscopes can be fun and enlightening. Often there will be advice on when not to participate in events or which days to avoid them. If you have a lot of friends who faithfully follow their horoscopes this excuse is one to keep on hand.

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  • I’m Being Held Hostage By A Skunk

    Excuses To Stay Home

    Sorry I can’t make it over….

    I’m being held hostage by a skunk so I’ve decided to stay home.

    What a stinky predicament you’re in! Are your friends brave enough to come rescue you or do you think this excuse will allow you a quiet night at home? Choose wisely on who to send this to if you are looking for a little solitude.

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  • I Think My Car Is Haunted




    Excuses To Stay Home

    Sorry I can’t make it over….

    I think my car is haunted so I’ve decided to stay home.

    This excuse might just work. On the other hand you might look out your window to see what all the commotion is about when your friends decide to come over and perform an exorcism on your car. Use this excuse at your own risk!

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  • My Hair Gets Frizzy When It Rains

    Excuses To Stay Home

    Sorry I can’t make it over….

    My hair gets frizzy when it rains out so I’ve decided to stay home.

    We’ve all been there. It’s raining or storming outside and we’d rather stay at home where it’s dry and cozy and then a friend
    sends you a text wanting you to go somewhere with them. This is the perfect excuse for stormy weather.

    Footnote: I foresee a lot of bald men sending this as a joke.
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