Introducing the latest chuckle-inducing, eye-catching A2 card topper that’s stirring up giggles and snickers across craft tables and mailboxes alike! 💐🌟 Meet our fabulously snarky “Instant Snoozer” design – a delightfully detailed depiction of Granny Fast-Asleep and her trusty snooze-pal, Mr. Whiskers. 

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Imagine the scene: there’s Granny, hair rolled up in a perfectly arranged armada of curlers, showcasing every wrinkle earned from a lifetime of laughter, settled into a dreamland where every snore is a note in a lullaby. And then there’s Mr. Whiskers, the furball of serenity, with a tongue-out, carefree attitude, sleeping so soundly not even the fiercest vacuum could disturb his zen. 😺💤

Bordered with a vibrant mishmash of floral patterns and a homespun stitch design, this card topper is the epitome of cheeky charm. And let’s not forget the zinger that ties it all together, “I hate people who fall asleep the second their head hits the pillow – they probably look forward to taxes and jury duty, too.” Oh, the irony! 😂

Get your crafty hands on this digital download and spark a stampede to the mailbox! Create and send these gems to your pen pals, your aunt who loves a good joke, or that friend who counts sheep into the wee hours. This card is sure to be the star of the show, topping off any birthday, holiday, or just-because card with a dose of humor and heart.

But why stop at just one? Print off a batch, craft a set, and tie it with a ribbon for a gift that keeps on giving chuckles and chortles all year round. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or the ultimate “just because” present, this snarky sleeper is a hit in the making.

So, grab your glue sticks, unleash your inner card-making wizard, and let the laughter begin! Your friends and family won’t just thank you—they’ll be belly-laughing with every open envelope! 💌✨



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Please download the PDF files below for your stationery to print out the correct size. Images displayed here are for preview purposes only. All stationery is for personal use only.  

I print off all my card toppers on to Canon Matte Photo Paper 8.5″ x 11″

Snarky Old Lady Fall Asleep Fast – A2 Card Toppers 

Personal Use & Commercial Use 

Commercial use terms: You can create tangible items to sell ( not digital downloads ) credit to my website is appreciated but not required.

Download Here: A2 Card Snarky Old Lady Fall Asleep Fast Set


*BONUS* As a special thank you for all the donations and support I’ve received I’d like to gift you with this DALLE-3 Prompt Below:

Create an image of a whimsical caricature featuring an elderly lady and her pet cat sleeping in bed. The lady has curly gray hair and is laying down asleep with her mouth crooked, showcasing an exaggerated comic expression. She’s wearing soft pink pajamas with a floral pattern. Beside her is a small, fluffy orange tabby cat, also asleep with a similarly humorous expression. The overall style should have fine details, with a touch of surreal humor and a soft, storybook texture to the characters and surroundings.


I print my card toppers out on to Canon Matte Photo Paper for vivid print outs. Letter size 8.5″ x 11″

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I use this brand of double sided tape for adhering my card toppers to the base. 

1/4 inch Double-Sided Adhesive Sticky Tapes for Crafts Scrapbooking, Photos, Invitation Cards, Paper, DIY and Office School Stationery Supplies (8 Rolls)

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I use this brand of glue to adhere sequins, flat back gems, buttons, and other decorations to adhere to the card topper for added decor.

Art Glitter Glue Dries Clear Adhesive 2 oz with Ultra Fine Metal Tip

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I use this trimmer to trim the A2 toppers for a straight cut each and every time as it includes a guide wire! 

Fiskars SureCut Portable Paper Trimmer 12 Inch Cut

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Printing Your A2 Card Topper

  1. Materials Needed:
    • A color printer
    • High-quality cardstock paper (preferably A4 or letter size)
    • A2 card topper digital file
  2. Preparation:
    • Ensure your printer’s ink levels are sufficient for a full-color print.
    • Open the A2 card topper file on your computer.
  3. Printer Settings:
    • Set your printer to the highest quality setting to ensure the colors are vibrant and the image is clear.
    • Select ‘Photo Printing’ if available.
    • Choose the correct paper size (A4 or letter) and select ‘Cardstock’ as the media type.
  4. Printing:
    • Load the cardstock into the printer tray.
    • Click ‘Print’ and wait for the printout to finish.

Cutting Your A2 Card Topper

  1. Materials Needed:
    • A sharp pair of scissors or a paper trimmer
    • A ruler
  2. Cutting:
    • Use the ruler to measure and mark the cutting lines, following the border of the card topper design.
    • With the scissors or paper trimmer, carefully cut along the marked lines.

Adhering the Topper to the Card

  1. Materials Needed:
    • Blank A2-sized greeting cards (4.25″ x 5.5″)
    • Double-sided tape or glue stick
    • Bone folder or a flat, smooth tool (optional)
  2. Adhesion:
    • Apply double-sided tape or glue evenly on the back of the cut topper, ensuring you get close to the edges for a secure fit.
    • Align the topper with the front of the blank card carefully.
    • Press down firmly from the center towards the edges. For best results, use a bone folder or a similar tool to smooth out any bubbles and to make sure the topper is well adhered without damaging the card or the design.

Final Touches

  • Inspect: After adhering, inspect the card for any edges that may need additional pressure or adhesive.
  • Dry: If using glue, allow sufficient time to dry before handling further.


  • Always perform a test print on regular paper to ensure the design aligns with your expectations.
  • For an extra professional touch, consider using a scoring board to create a clean fold on handmade cards.
  • Customize the card by adding additional decorations such as rhinestones, ribbons, or personal messages.

With these instructions, you’re all set to create beautiful, hand-crafted cards featuring the A2 card toppers for any occasion!



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