
A Hilarious Crafting Poem 🖍️
Glue on my fingers, ink on my face,
Paper scraps flying all over the place.
Scissors go missing, tape sticks to my hair,
Why is there sparkle dust everywhere?
The card looked perfect (at least in my head),
Now it’s lopsided, crooked, and covered in red.
But crafters don’t quit—we just laugh and restart,
Because mistakes are the funniest part of the art!
When Crafting Goes Hilariously Wrong 🎨✂️
If you’ve ever sat down with the best intentions of making something beautiful—only to end up with glitter in your eyebrows, glue on your elbow, and scissors mysteriously missing—you are absolutely one of us. Crafting is a rollercoaster of joy, chaos, and “well, that didn’t go as planned.”
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Paper tears the wrong way, stickers refuse to stick straight, and somehow that perfectly measured card topper ends up looking like it was cut by a sleepy raccoon. But do we give up? Never! We laugh, we cover mistakes with washi tape, and we keep crafting—because even when it’s messy, it’s still magic. 💌✨
That’s why I love offering free printable stationery sets for my fellow crafters and snail-mail lovers. Each set includes A5, half-page, full-page, unlined sheets, plus matching envelopes, seals, and even tag inserts for your Facebook swap & craft groups. Whether your scissors behave or not, you’ll have a colorful, coordinated canvas to play with!
So grab your glue, say a prayer to the craft gods, and remember—every “oops” is just an opportunity for more glitter. 😉
Funny Craft Lady A5 Stationery
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady A5-Stationery (1)
Funny Craft Lady Half Page Stationery
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady Half-Page-Stationery Set
Funny Craft Lady Full Page Stationery
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady Full-Page-Stationery
Funny Craft Lady Full Page Stationery Unlined
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady Full-Page-Stationery Unlined
Funny Craft Lady Envelope
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady Envelope
Funny Craft Lady PDT Envelope
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady PDT Envelope
Funny Craft Lady Tag Inserts
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady Tag Insert Set
Funny Craft Lady 2 Inch Circle Envelope Seals
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Download Here: Funny Craft Lady 2 Inch Label
I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11 I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years. You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.
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