✍️ Snarky Witch Stationery
With giggles and scribbles, my letters take flight,
Wrapped up in stationery cheeky and bright.
The mailman will chuckle, my pen pals will roar,
Who knew silly paper could open such doors?
So grab your free pages, go print them today,
Then cackle while mailing the laughter away.
One giggly witch twirled around her cluttered table, knocking over a stack of quills and nearly stepping on her cat’s tail. She was on a mission: today’s letter had to be written on something that screamed fun. Regular stationery just wouldn’t do—she needed something bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get laughs before the envelope was even opened.
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So, with a dramatic wave of her wand (because witches are nothing if not dramatic), POOF!—there it was: snarky witch stationery that practically winked at her. She cackled, already imagining the chaos it would cause: the mail carrier trying not to grin, pen pals laughing so hard they nearly drop their coffee, and family members wondering how she keeps finding such stationery—for free!
Because let’s be honest: sending a letter should be fun for everyone involved. From the second it slides into the mailbox to the moment it’s torn open, this stationery delivers giggles all the way through.
10 Hilarious Reasons to Send a Letter (Witch-Approved)
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To remind your friends you’re still wickedly fabulous (and yes, they’re lucky you spend your magic on stationery, not mischief).
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Because text messages don’t come with envelope seals (and your snark deserves a grand entrance).
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To give the mail carrier a much-needed laugh as they shuffle through a mountain of boring bills.
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To send Halloween greetings without sharing a single piece of candy. 🍬
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Because pen pals deserve a mailbox surprise way funnier than a grocery ad.
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To warn a friend that their broom’s parking meter expired again. 🧹
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Because your handwriting is scarier than any horror movie and someone should witness it.
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To let family know you’re still alive—but mostly so they’ll admire your stationery stash.
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Because laughter looks better in ink than in emojis.
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To prove, once again, that you’ve got the best stationery hookup (and yes, it’s free).
And the best part? You don’t need a witch’s wand to conjure this up—it’s already waiting for you!
Every set is free to download in A5, half page, full page, and full-page unlined, with matching envelopes, envelope seals, and tag inserts—perfect for pen pals, Facebook swap groups, crafts, and anyone who loves their mail with a little side of mischief.
So go on—print, giggle, and send your snarky witch mail flying. The world could use a little more belly laughter in their mailbox.
Snarky Witch A5 Stationery
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Snarky Witch Half Page Stationery
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Download Here: Snarky Witch Half-Page-Stationery Set
Snarky Witch Full Page Stationery
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Snarky Witch Full Page Stationery Unlined
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Snarky Witch Envelope
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Snarky Witch PDT Envelope
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Snarky Witch Tag Inserts
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Download Here: Snarky Witch Tag Insert Set
Snarky Witch 2 Inch Round Envelope Seals
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Download Here: Snarky Witch 2 Inch Label
I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11 I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years. You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.
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