Get ready to add some serious sass to your correspondence with this hilarious and snarky printable stationery set! Featuring an adorably grumpy cow in cozy pajamas holding a cup of coffee, paired with the bold caption, “Warning: I Slept Like Shit, So Don’t Piss Me Off!,” this design is sure to bring a smile (and maybe a sympathetic laugh) to anyone who receives it. Whether you’re writing to your best friend or family, this stationery set will make letter writing feel as fun as it is cathartic. Why send a basic note when you can send a hilarious one?
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Available in A5, half-page, and full-page PDF formats, this set ensures that you’ll have the perfect size for any type of message. And let’s not forget the matching printable envelope and seal to complete the experience—because nothing says “I woke up on the wrong side of the bed” quite like sealing your snarky letter in style. This is more than just stationery; it’s a guaranteed mood booster that’s perfect for sending to friends, family, or anyone who could use a good laugh (or a gentle warning)!
Whether you’re a seasoned letter writer or just diving into the world of snail mail, this free printable set is a must-have for injecting humor into your notes. Brighten someone’s day with a funny and heartfelt letter, or simply give them a laugh with this quirky, relatable design. After all, the art of letter writing is all about connecting—and what better way to connect than with a shared sense of humor?
I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11 I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years.
You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.
Warning I Slept Like Shit A5 Stationery
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Warning I Slept Like Shit Half Page Stationery
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Warning I Slept Like Shit Full Page Stationery
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Warning I Slept Like Shit PDT Envelope
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Warning I Slept Like Shit Envelope
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Warning I Slept Like Shit Tag Inserts
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Warning I Slept Like Shit 2 Inch Envelope Seals
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