🚨 Warning: This stationery is running on fumes—just like you! 🚨
Look at this poor, over-caffeinated, absolutely done cow. She’s rocking the ultimate “I can’t even” face, gripping that coffee like it’s the last drop of sanity left on Earth. If there were ever a more relatable piece of stationery, we haven’t found it yet! Whether you’re feeling exhaustipated (too tired to give a crap) or just need a page to rant about your latest life struggles, this paper is here for you.
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Now, the real question—what will you use this for? A passive-aggressive to-do list that you fully intend to ignore? A letter to your bestie about why you’re officially quitting adulthood? A grocery list featuring nothing but caffeine and snacks? The possibilities are endless, but one thing’s for sure—this cow understands your pain.
💡 Need a writing prompt? Try this:
✔️ Make a list of things that drained your energy this week.
✔️ Write a “Dear Coffee” love letter—because let’s be real, it deserves one.
✔️ Draft an excuse note explaining why you simply can’t today.
✔️ Start a funny story about a cow who just wants a nap but life won’t let her!
So, grab your pen, pour yourself a giant cup of whatever keeps you going, and start writing. Or stare at the page in exhaustipated solidarity—this cow won’t judge. 😴☕
Exhaustipated Penpal Poem
Dear friend, I’d write a lot more,
But honestly? I’m flat on the floor.
My brain is mush, my will is weak,
If naps were a sport, I’d be at my peak.
This cow gets me—just look at her face,
Running on fumes, barely keeping pace.
Coffee in hand, dreams on delay,
Too tired to care, but here anyway.
So if my words are slightly a mess,
Blame exhaustion, not laziness (I guess).
Write me back—help me survive,
Send caffeine, snacks… to keep me alive!
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