✨Letters Before Laundry: The Stationery That Understands You✨
We need to talk about something important…
Like why the dishes are still in the sink, the laundry is giving you judgmental side-eye, and your to-do list is buried under a tower of washi tape. 💌
Oh yes. You’ve officially entered the Snail Mail Spiral™—where adulting takes a backseat and envelope decorating becomes a full-body experience.
Introducing:
“Letters Before Laundry – The Fill In The Blank Letter That Knew Too Much.”
A fill-in-the-blank letter so delightfully ridiculous, you’ll be cackling into your scrap pile while ignoring literally everything else you were supposed to do.
📬 So, What Is It?
This is no ordinary pen pal page. It’s part therapy, part humor, and part excuse for why your house looks like a sticker tornado hit it.
Each paragraph is packed with playful prompts and whimsical blanks ready to be filled with your most chaotic, creative, or oddly specific truths.
All themed around what happens when we sit down to “write one letter” and emerge 4 hours later surrounded by stamps, crumbs, and existential joy.
💌 How Many People Can You Send It To?
Oh my. The better question is:
How many people shouldn’t you send it to?
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Your favorite pen pal (they deserve the giggles)
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Your craft BFF (who will absolutely one-up your answers)
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That friend who says “you’re so crafty” (drag them in)
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Yourself, five years from now (put it in your journal—you’ll thank you)
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Everyone in your pen pal swap group (instant bonding + bonus chaos)
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Aunt Gladys (optional, but hilarious if she still sends chain letters)
Print out a stack, pour your favorite fancy drink in a mason jar, and get ready to glitter-bomb your responsibilities into submission.
🖋️ Make It a Game!
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Host a “Fill In The Blank Letter” night in your happy mail group.
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Swap filled-in versions anonymously and guess who wrote what.
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Create a “Sticker Spell Kit” to mail along with the letter.
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Use answers to make a collage or journal spread titled “Oops, I Crafted Again.”
Free Download Includes:
✔️ Matching Envelope & Envelope Seals
✔️ Fill-in-the-Blank Letter in Printable Format
✔️ Unapologetic Mail Magic Energy
Download yours today and let the creative distractions begin!
And when your laundry piles up? Just remember:
You weren’t procrastinating—you were being a correspondence conjurer. 💫
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I’d Rather Be Writing PDT Envelope
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I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11 I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years. You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.
Font Used In Prompt Letter – Before The Rainbow
