Just In Case You Only Get Crap In The Mail Printable Toilet Paper Wrap

I was trying to come up with something to send as “naked mail” for a pen pal swap that would be funny and yet practical. Who doesn’t need toilet paper after all? 

These are quick and easy to make. Just print the PDF available to download below on to 8.5″W x 11″H white paper or card stock. Cut the label and band out with a pair of scissors.

Place double sided tape on the “back side” of the label. Keep as close to the edge as possible. Attach the band to one side of the label by placing the label (with the double sided tape) on top of the band. Wrap the band around your roll of toilet paper until it’s nice and snug, then slide the band under the left side of the label and press down to adhere the label to the band.

Download the Printable PDF Here: CrappyMailDayPrintable

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DIY Naked Mail Printable Toilet Paper Wrap

Snail Mail – Naked Mail

As you can see in the photos below, this printable toilet paper wrap was designed to fit around a roll of Scott’s toilet paper. The preview below shows you the final product once you have your wrap assembled and wrapped around your roll of toilet paper.

DIY Naked Mail Printable

I discovered that the goodie bags sold at The Dollar Tree is the perfect cellophane wrap to hold these. It’s a perfect fit. I usually use a twist tie to secure the top closed but I couldn’t find any today when I made these ( Good Ole Murphy’s Law ) so I substituted kraft wire instead. I tied pink ribbon to the top on this one. You can tie a bow if you are good at that sort of thing. I am not so I just tied the ribbon on and clipped it. 

DIY Naked Mail Printable

You can change the band by cutting out card stock with your favorite design on it to replace the black and white one included in the download. Once our “naked mail tag” is complete and I learn who I am mailing this out to I will print off a shipping label and adhere it to the back side before dropping it in the mail. 

Snail design created by Ian Ransley from the Noun Project

Matching PDT Printable Labels & Return Address Labels

This is the matching PDT shipping label that I placed on my “naked mail” package! The printable PDF works with most 2″H x 4″W shipping labels. Avery 5163 and also Online Labels OL125 which are the labels that I use.

Download the 8.5″ x 11″ PDF Here: PDT-Snail-Wreath-2×4-Labels-5163

Print as many as you need (personal use only)


PDT Snail Mail Printable Labels


Snail Mail Single Image To Import In To Avery Design & Print Online to create return address labels. Just type in your info on their website and create your own PDF to print. To save the PNG file right click and choose “save as” to your computer.


Snail Mail




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