💅 “Too Glam to Give a Da– But Just Glam Enough to Write

💄✨ Darlings, gather ’round—because this stationery is serving sass, class, and absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense.

Meet the glamorous grand dame of stationery: pearls, lashes, oversized sunglasses, and an attitude sharper than her eyeliner. If you’ve ever needed the perfect paper for a drama-filled penpal letter, a no-nonsense to-do list, or a fabulously unapologetic journal entry, she’s got you covered. This isn’t just writing paper—it’s an entire mood.

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So how will you use it? Maybe you’ll write a letter full of spicy gossip (bless your bold little heart), or send a sassy note to your bestie about that thing you swore you’d care about but totally don’t. Or perhaps you’ll just jot down your glamorous plans for the weekend—pajamas, snacks, and ignoring your inbox.

💡 Want to spice things up? Try these:
✔️ Make a “Too Glam To-Do” list—only tasks worthy of your sparkle.
✔️ Write a letter to your future self… with advice like “moisturize and ignore fools.”
✔️ Send a fabulous note to a friend who needs a little glam and giggles.
✔️ Create a list of all the things you’re not doing, and feel good about it.

The glam life should be accessible to all—so these printables are totally free! Grab them in A5, half-page, or full-page sizes, complete with matching envelopes and envelope seals. Now go on, dazzle someone with your words—or just stare at this paper looking fabulous. Either works. 💋

 

“Glamtastrophe in Progress” 💋

I woke up today with a glamorous plan—
To look like a queen and not like a gran.
I powdered my face (and half of the cat),
Then tripped on my heels—imagine that!

My lashes were long… one stuck to my brow,
I glued on a nail—it’s missing now.
My lipstick was bold, a dazzling red—
‘Til I sneezed and smacked it across my head. 💄

I donned all my pearls (fifteen too many),
My earring fell in my third cup of Denny’s.
I struck a pose with espresso in hand—
Spilled it all down my vintage brand. ☕

So here I sit, with curlers askew,
A broken heel, and one shoe that flew.
Glam life is hard, I must confess,
But hey—at least I still impress. 😎

 

Too Glam To Give A Damn A5 Stationery

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Too Glam To Give A Damn Half Page Stationery

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Too Glam To Give A Damn Full Page Stationery

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Too Glam To Give A Damn Full Page Stationery Unlined

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Too Glam To Give A Damn Envelope

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Too Glam To Give A Damn Envelope PDT

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Too Glam To Give A Damn Tag Inserts

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Too Glam To Give A Damn 2 Inch Circle Envelope Seals

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Can be printed out on to Avery Matte 2 Inch Circle Labels

 

I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11  I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years. You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.