Excuses To Stay Home
Sorry I can’t make it over….
It wasn’t gum it was laxatives so I’ve decided to stay home.
Nobody is going to want you over to use up their entire supply of toilet paper. It isn’t cheap these days! Don’t get me going on your OCD friends. It could be a while before they dare invite you over again so use this excuse sparingly. This is one handy dandy excuse for just about any occasion.
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