My Horoscope Warned Me Not To Go

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

My horoscope warned me not to go so I’ve decided to stay home.

Horoscopes can be fun and enlightening. Often there will be advice on when not to participate in events or which days to avoid them. If you have a lot of friends who faithfully follow their horoscopes this excuse is one to keep on hand.

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I’m Being Held Hostage By A Skunk

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

I’m being held hostage by a skunk so I’ve decided to stay home.

What a stinky predicament you’re in! Are your friends brave enough to come rescue you or do you think this excuse will allow you a quiet night at home? Choose wisely on who to send this to if you are looking for a little solitude.

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