I Think My Car Is Haunted




Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

I think my car is haunted so I’ve decided to stay home.

This excuse might just work. On the other hand you might look out your window to see what all the commotion is about when your friends decide to come over and perform an exorcism on your car. Use this excuse at your own risk!

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My Hair Gets Frizzy When It Rains

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

My hair gets frizzy when it rains out so I’ve decided to stay home.

We’ve all been there. It’s raining or storming outside and we’d rather stay at home where it’s dry and cozy and then a friend
sends you a text wanting you to go somewhere with them. This is the perfect excuse for stormy weather.

Footnote: I foresee a lot of bald men sending this as a joke.
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Afraid Of The Dark

Excuses To Stay Home

Sorry I can’t make it over….

I’m occasionally afraid of the dark so I’ve decided to stay home.

This excuse lets them know that you are only afraid of the dark when it’s convenient for you. When someone texts
you asking for a favor like dropping off something you borrowed from them you can send them this. If nothing else
it might give you one more day!
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